Then time passes they grow more and more comfortable with each other eventually get married and things well they change.
Below we’ve gathered 17 tweets that hilariously highlight the difference between dating and marriage.
1.How people walk when they’re:
DATING *holding hands*
ENGAGED *arms locked*
MARRIED *one person is 5 feet in front of the other and yelling back at them for parking so far away*
dating: its cute that you dont eat all the chicken off a wing
marriage: there’s like $1.75 worth of chicken left on those bones meghan
10 days into dating: [hides every imperfection]
10 years into marriage: "Look at this zit brewing!" "The one on my back puts that to SHAME."
Texting my wife when we were dating - What are you wearing?
Texting my wife now - Did the dog poop?
When you're dating you message your partner about sex & fun date ideas. When you're married it's about breakfast cereal iron content.
When we were dating my husband crafted a multi-CD playlist for my "Day the Music Died" party now I get excited if he texts me back "sure.
Crush: I hope he notices me
Dating: I hope he notices my new dress
Married: DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE HAIR ALL OVER THE BATHROOM?
If you're dating and get an "I love you" text for no reason it's endearing.
If you're married you wonder why he has a guilty conscience.
2nd month dating: A thousand lifetimes with you would not be enough.
2nd month of marriage: OMG you are the loudest cereal chewer on earth!
TEXTS WHILE DATING: can't wait to see you later i bought cute new panties
TEXTS WHILE MARRIED: omg there's this sweaty ass smell in the kitchen and I don't know what it is thoughts?
Single: I'm going to the bar!
Dating: Wanna go to the bar?
Married: Can I go to the bar?
Married w/ Kids: Pottery Barn?
Dating: I could never stay mad at you.
Marriage: It's been 3 weeks and we still aren't speaking over a fight about a laundry basket.
When dating: It's so cute how you never knows where your keys are!
After marriage: The key hook is right HERE. Use it. You're killing me.
Remember when he used to hold it in when you were dating but now that you're married he just answers with a fart?
Massage when you begin dating: Sensual with lotion for an hour
Married massage: 1 hand mostly knuckles during commercials on your birthday
Dating sex: dinner compliments attentive conversation foreplay
Married sex: "When I'm outta the bathroom let's get naked."
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nna7.000 hours ago
I think that's reason there are so many divorces - people faking it while dating. When I was dating my husband the one thing I love the most about him was that he made me feel free to be myself. And same for him. It's like we were married already. I know how un-romantic right? But we just celebrated our 10th anniversary together 12 years and we still going strong. We know exactly what marriage is like because it was exactly the same as when were dating no surprises.
Cold8.000 hours ago
This is just a comparison between dating and marriage. Just wait for the comparison between marriage and divorce.
MELISSA8.000 hours ago
lol so funny
Catman7.000 hours ago
Marriage is awesome if you have the right mate...
k6.000 hours ago
It depends on the beliefs of the couple. Religion or not---my father will tell you to this day he always felt my mother was "the one". They have been married for over 50 years. If he believes that there is only "one" person for him and she believes there is only "one" person for her......well fairytale all the time no. A true parternship of love understanding respect yes arguing and love.....I've seen it. Sometimes you have to see a miracle to believe in one.
gavin6.000 hours ago
As a man married for 20 years I love being married but want to warn people how serious (and difficult) it is. The fact is marriage does allow you to more effectively raise kids and in the right circumstance can be a pleasant way to live.
Chad8.000 hours ago
When you’re dating: wanna try and make a baby and not succeed?
Married: why did we succeed in making babies?
GReal7.000 hours ago
When you're dating and it no longer works you say good bye! When you're married and it no longer works you go to court.
TomR5.000 hours ago
A guy spends the whole date wondering if he'll get lucky ... the gal already knows.
James8.000 hours ago
Does anyone actually like being married? Married people always seem to be subtly warning singles to steer clear.
laptopexpert2013.com5.000 hours ago
I prefer marriage over dating. Marriage is like getting a job where you'd get benefits whereas dating is like going to a job interview wasting your time and money for nothing.
dragon7.000 hours ago
Keep in mind most things new are fun and exciting but then they get old. The magic people talk about is called lust the love that follows is really more of the endurance your emotional bond has. It's hard to know if they are the one when you really just want to get into their pants. So here's some advice don't get married too soon yes you can wait. Know that even the one time without a condom is more than enough and if your parents are reasonable people you can look up to it is nice if they agree with your choice in spouse.
System5.000 hours ago
20 years we still hold hands I still open doors for my wife. We still sit side by side watching tv at night.
As The World Burns4.000 hours ago
Same. Congrats! 25 years for us!